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Un niño le preguntó a su padre: ¿De qué tamaño es Dios?

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04/01/2017 Un niño le preguntó a su padre: ¿De qué tamaño es Dios?


Un niño le preguntó a su padre: ¿De qué tamaño es Dios? Entonces al mirar el cielo el padre vio un avión y le preguntó: ¿de qué tamaño ves el avión?
El chico contesto: es pequeño, casi ni se alcanza a ver.
Entonces el padre lo llevó al aeropuerto y al estar cerca de un avión le volvió a preguntar: y ahora ¿de qué tamaño dices que es?
El chico respondió con asombro: Papá ¡es enorme! El padre le dijo entonces: DIOS es así, el tamaño va a depender de la distancia a la que tú estés de Él.




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